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Mar. 22nd, 2012

Supernatural

Supernatural badfic is up for your hate. If you request a topic, please have the courtesy to comment when it comes up, please?

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One word: Wincest. More words on it: hate it, Hate It, HATE IT! I hate fics with John Winchester raping either (or both) of his boys, when it is clear that He Really Loves Them And Would Not Hurt Them, Especially Not *THAT* Way. He might have a tough love way of loving his boys, but he is *not* an abusive monster. Also, I hate how people read too much into the great brotherly love that Dean and Sam have for each other and think they have to twist it into something disgusting. Anyone who thinks that's kinky or cool needs help badly.

My other main SPN fichate: Extra siblings. Usually a sister. I like to think Eric Kripke used to repeat the capsule version of the teaser for the pilot episode at the beginning of every episode just to twit the Sue- and Stuthors. There is *NO* extra kid kicking around when John clearly tells little Dean to "Take your little brother and run outside! Now, Dean, NOW!" Okay, maybe  something happened during his travels (I was concerned that Jo, Ellen's daughter, was going to turn out to be the boys' half-sister, and I'm glad Kripke and company avoided that worn-out soap opera-esque cliche), but I highly doubt that kid would be another demon-butt kicking hunter like the boys.

Fanfic Genre: Everyone's Gay!slash

You know the type - there is no such thing as heterosexual, everyone is camper than a field full of boy scouts, fruitier than a mango margarita, such fairies they can probably fly... I'll stop now.

Gundam Wing writers who not only write Heero with Duo, Quatre with Trowa, and Wufei with Zechs or Treize or both, but every woman is a lesbian, too. Relena with Dorothy, Sally with Noin, and Hilde with Catherine.

"Open your mind, open your heart. Love is love" as long as it's not heterosexual.

I love that het has become 'daring' in some circles. :D Okay, wait, maybe 'love' isn't the right word... oh fandom, you're so weird sometimes.

I wish the House M.D. slashfans would return to the way they were when the fandom started out -- sane and generally not willing to bash the bloody hell out of Cameron to justify House/Wilson sex.

According to something I read a ways back, less then ten percent of males are gay and less then five percent of females are lesbians. So odds are in any given place that relatively few people are going to be gay. Odds are against it.

*weeps for her own sexuality*

no please do continue

its a plague. Fangirls are batshit crazy psychos @_@

every fandom the female characters are bashed, hated all because they have a vagina O_O oh noes!
this is why women will never rule the world, too busy plotting every other female's demise. (funny though they'll write the male characters as girl!*insert character name* OR MPREG, taking two of the things that women should be proud of, being a woman and giving birth, -fucking retarded)

sibling relationships and friendships dont exist anymore, how it goes is
"oh they're both HAWTSAUCE, dont matter if theyre brothers, or best buds they both hot and will go hot together! wheeee!!!! fangirl squeee slash slash every guy in every fandom should be gay"
fucking sick of it.

fucking annoying its like het is taboo *gasp* forbidden, guy/chick is not longer fun, SINCE WHEN!? m/f is more complex and there's more exploration, so WTFH?
problem with same sex fanon pairings is the characters suffer OOCness because one has to be more butch and the other a fucking emo crybaby pushover.

what annoys me more is the real life slashing too.
now actors cant be friends with each other anymore?
oh they hang out or work together they must be boinking?

srsly slashfangrls u r teh weak ass fans and FAIL EPICALLY.

I like canon slash, and femslash at least the characters are within character and their sexual orientations like they're fucking creators chose for them.

I like canon slash and femslash too.
fanon and the real life fanon pairing shit is just retarded. Some ppls need serious help. You don't see the male fans ramming fanon femslash down people's throats.

Fanfic Genre - MPREG

Sadly cannot suggest any for mirth and mockery. See it is like this. I'm a grown up adult woman, who has actually gone through a pregnancy and given birth. I attended antenatal classes at the local hospital, and antenatal clinic, too.

To my very clear memory, there were no pregant males to be seen in the busy Maternity department of the Whittington Hospital, London.

I drew the conclusion from that, that men did not have babies. Sadly, as a hardnosed realist with a brain, I cannot perform the mental cling and jerk required to lift the weight of disbelief that I have to do in order to appreciate an MPREG story. So sadly having read none, I cannot suggest any. Except possibly all of them.

Are they written by deranged women who have had babies and feel trapped and resentful? Is an MPREG story their therapeutic revenge against males for making them suffer?

See if I look for revenge against men, I prefer to be more hands on. Castration, or failing that nailing the bastard's earlobes to the wall, springs to mind here. Pretending a fictional male character is pregnant strikes me as fairly pussy form of revenge. Of course I am of Mediterranean extraction, so perhaps I'm a bit more developed in my vision of revenge.

MPREG makes me weep for humanity.

(There's some crazy guy working on male/male generated female pregnancy right now, and hypothesizing that true MPREG will happen in the not too distant future. I say guys will never subject their bodies to it - like that old saw about it men could get knocked up, there'd be abortion clinics proliferating like McDonalds.)

Any, and I repeat any, fic wherein a male character gets pregnant, no matter how well written the fic is otherwise, deserves to be cast into the fiery depths of Hell or Mt Doom, or the Burning Place of Your Choosing.

MPREG fics aren't in danger of being overrated; nearly everyone despises them, except for other MPREG writers.

MPreg is one of those warnings that make me hit the delete button or the back button without reading further than that. I respect that some people like it and good for them, really. I just can't read it.
MPREG is scary.

Women (well, ones that I know, maybe not ALL of them), once experiencing childbirth, often WISH a man could get pregnant and experience the pain. But this doesn't mean males will actually get pregnant.

I mean, look at Monty Python's Life of Brian. Stan wants to become a woman. Why? To have babies. One of the others says he can't have babies. Why? Because he doesn't have a womb.

Yes, MPREG lovers, this may come as a shock, but men don't have the same anatomy as women do *gasp*!

So they can't get pregnant, they can't carry a child, they can't give birth. And why do men want a child? For a loving, stable family life?

I'm guessing MPREG writers haven't heard of adoption, then?

ACK!!! I *fucking* despise MPREG.

It makes me SICK!
How can you possibly get impregnated by getting fucked into your backdoor?!

I don't see any of it's appeals, this genre makes me cringe.

The most to suffer from this are the Harry Potter and LOTR fandom.

It's growing a pretty big fanbase... it's not like everybody Despises it. It's scaring me the shit out!

Be traumatized by the mpreg PICTURES you can find!~ >< Mpreg fics are bad enough, but seeing a pregnant naked Snape is.... scarring.

the fact that ALL mpreg is ghastly. Want to write about giving birth? Choose a bloody female character. Cretins.

... Someone didn't understand what those teenie girls masturbate to...
Preggo!boys, impregnated cuz they got it up the ass.

A recent one had artificial insemination of the male's ABDOMEN. Which prompted this quote from my friend:
i guess the baby forms clinging to your liver like a god damned parasite or something.

O_O
I suppose no fandom is safe...